You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) was written by Vince Gill and Ashley Monroe and originally performed by Ashley Monroe featuring Blake Shelton. The song was covered by Scarlett O'Connor and Will Lexington in the Season One episode My Heart Would Know.
It is included on the deluxe edition of The Music of Nashville (Season 1, Volume 2).
Lyrics[]
Will:
You ain't Dolly
Scarlett:
And you ain't Porter
Will:
She's a little bit fuller
Scarlett:
And you're a whole lot shorter
Will and Scarlett:
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Will:
Cause you ain't Dolly
Scarlett:
No, and you ain't Porter
I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Will:
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
Scarlett:
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Will:
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
Scarlett:
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
Will:
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do